The general psychological profile of Anonymous, do you fit?

Anonymous, I know who you are - Version 2

You're almost invariably male, caucasian, middle-class. Your parents were normal, vanilla folks. Maybe you had a sibling or two.

You went to a public school, pulling high or middlish grades with ease and relative disinterest. You didn't really gel with most of the other kids; you found them boring, they found you weird. Your contempt for the average person grew with your age, never seizing control like in some emo dipshit, but simmering casually in the back of your head. When some asshole who could barely read got hurt, you probably laughed. When some stuck-up skank got herpes, you probably smiled. Chances are you got on well enough with your teachers; you weren't a preening asshole like many of your peers, at least showed vague interest in learning, and perhaps the teacher sensed and picked up on your general contempt for others in your classes. This trend no doubt continued into college, if you had the motivation to bother.

It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women: you don't, after all, enjoy the socializing game. You're probably no Don Juan, either. You long ago began to think of women as disappointingly petty, but you still hope to encounter someone interesting at some time or another.

You enjoy being anonymous because it is a release from the normal world: no anonymous has an identity, no anonymous is a preening faggot. Anonymous realizes he is just a guy fucking around on the internet. Anonymous knows others of his kind enjoy this fact, too. You despise the furfag, the gaiafag, the internet tuff guy for one simple reason: he acts like the internet is the real world, a place where actions should have social consequences and where there needs to be a pecking order. Needless to say, you do not approve.

That pretty much is me:) Only change women to Men in the third paragraph:)

So my fellow anons, how do you fit to the psych profile?

PS: Copypasted it from Encyclopedia Dramatica so there:)

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Didnt you get the memo? Psychologys bad for you, dont listen to it or you might get holocausted.

I know, but it's really funny:) Kinda like drugs and alcohol and some other kinky stuff

Woman and went to college, otherwise pretty darned good. Also ZOMG Psychology!!! Quick hide your eyes pucker your sphincter and get off the intertubes all you OSA asshats or the psychs will get you just because you read XENU!!!

Internets equivalent of cold reading techniques. Put in high probability guess predictions like, "Your parents were normal", "Maybe you had a sibling or two", or "You went to a public school..." Add in some double speak like, "like It's a bit of an exaggeration to say you hate women.. You're probably no Don Juan either" and you'll have a bunch of suckers popping a woody thinking they've just been profiled. Instead of profiling Anon, the ED Queer should get a psychic job on Keen.com - the lonely hearts will hand over their credit cards to get fed a line of bullshit, and they'll max it out if the Queer gives them a happy ending.

Interesting, but, disappointingly far off.
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sad anon.

less contempt, more just for the fun of it
also, more than just a "vague interest in learning"

that aside, probably close enough... but it's vague

True it is very vague now that you mention it, but it fits expertly to my psych profile, although I would'nt laugh at the weird kid falling, I try to protect people that are being bullied, don't have a lot of friends only like 10 or so really close ones and I tend to dislike normal people, but not emo:)

I had above average grades and didn't really work to obtain them was well liked by teachers:)

My Parents are pretty far from normal, not in a psycho way just in a weird way which is I guess why I love them:)

honestly I don't think many anons would laugh about the kid who couldn't read getting hurt... anon likes irony.
we'd laugh about the slut getting the std
and if the illiterate person say...being asked to read a shakespearian monologue
or say, the emo kid's "accidental" injuries on their wrists

UUUUhhh, You cannot classify ANONYMOUS--or psychologically profile the group. It is diverse: multi-educational, multi gender, multi-generational......I don't give a shit what it says on WIKI--- It is impossible to determine the mindset of a herd of cats!
SOME PISS ON YOU
SOME LICK YOU
SOME SCRATCH YOU
BUT MOST< look at you like :" WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"
leave tuna caek and piss off hooman

so far off its funny :P

I think I know someone who knows someone who might have fit that profile at one time.

But it certainly isn't me.

very not me! fail

vague description is vague. kinda like the unabomber 'drawing'; a guy with a moustache in a hood and huge sunglasses. always made me think it was Selleck.

op'z a faggot.

Nothing like me at all.
My teachers hate me. =/
I have a habit of accidentally deleting their memory stick data.

Demographics spot on, psychological profile totally misses the target.