SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March - Enturbulation.org

RevModemac · 07-21-2008, 03:17 AM

The Sermon of Rev. Dr. Bishop Two Beans, CotSG, as heard during the >9000 Anon March in Washington DC 7-19-08 - alt.slack | Google Groups

Ferner · 07-21-2008, 04:04 AM

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It was then that this proto-SubGenius church had an ideological split. Where as Hubbard wanted to base the church on a mythos of bad science fiction, "Bob" was adamant on founding it on a mythos of bad science fiction...that was at least funny.

I lol'd.

If there's anywhere I can find a recording of this speech, do tell.

highoverlord · 07-21-2008, 04:42 AM

i was there.... that rev kicked me and asked me for money....... then it got even worse. he followed me and brually raped me..... then signed my mask. thanks man

Two Beans · 07-21-2008, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by highoverlord

i was there.... that rev kicked me and asked me for money....... then it got even worse. he followed me and brually raped me..... then signed my mask. thanks man

NP. All in the service of my ministry.

BTW, its not rape if you're willing.

highoverlord · 07-21-2008, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Two Beans

NP. All in the service of my ministry.

BTW, its not rape if you're willing.

omg u fucking lier.... u said u were saving my soul...... and u charged me for it!. i see how it is..... your so fair game now. hahhahha

any ways how do i become a minister? and no moar walks in the woods with u

Two Beans · 07-21-2008, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by highoverlord

omg u fucking lier.... u said u were saving my soul...... and u charged me for it!. i see how it is..... your so fair game now. hahhahha

You'd be surprised where the soul is located within the human body.

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any ways how do i become a minister? and no moar walks in the woods with u

Membership

A mere one-time love offering of $30 to "Bob" and you'll not only have Eternal Salvation*, but stronger and more entertaining mind powers than any OT on this planet of the clocks.

highoverlord · 07-21-2008, 05:08 AM

no fucking way. i dont have 30 bucks but i do have .30 cents.

The Fifth Estate · 07-21-2008, 06:08 AM

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Originally Posted by highoverlord

no fucking way. i dont have 30 bucks but i do have .30 cents.

Really what is $30 for salvation. Shit you can get laid by REAL girls!

If that ain't compelling I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Hookers and blow? Hookers & Blow & Salvation for $30.00!!!!!!!!

Money back guaranteed... for your satisfaction + it is a ticket to get on the UFO's... imagine you could watch your friends and family BURN in the apocalypse from the comfort of a lounger and A BIG SCREEN T.V.! While having sex with the love GODDESS!

Pass the BEER and the REMOTE!

Signed,
Rev Adam Warlock

Taking kick-backs for salvation since 2007!
Will do all the hard work for you for a small fee of $100.00 You don't have to do anything but enjoy your slack. I'll do everything! WHAT A DEAL!!!!

flimbos · 07-21-2008, 08:10 AM

Triple money back if not saved.. Can't go wrong there !!

Praise "Bob", and Praise Anonymous.

subgenius · 07-21-2008, 08:39 AM

Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you as an equal.
You will pay to know what you really think.

Afromus Prime · 07-21-2008, 04:10 PM

How much is Salvation in €uro?

Two Beans · 07-21-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Afromus Prime

How much is Salvation in €uro?

Euro to U.S. Dollar Exchange Rate - Yahoo! Finance

Afromus Prime · 07-22-2008, 03:07 PM

So depending on the current exchange rate Salvation will be between 19€ and 20€? Got it.

anonyHAL · 07-25-2008, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by flimbos

Triple money back if not saved.. Can't go wrong there !!

Read again -- the Holy Guarantee applies to ETERNAL SALVATION.

And we actually use Salve.

PraBOB!

Two Beans · 07-28-2008, 05:18 AM

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RevModemac · 08-07-2008, 03:01 PM

At last!

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07-21-2008, 03:17 AM	#1 (link to here)
RevModemac SubGenius Location: Boston, MA	SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March The Sermon of Rev. Dr. Bishop Two Beans, CotSG, as heard during the >9000 Anon March in Washington DC 7-19-08 - alt.slack \| Google Groups

07-21-2008, 04:42 AM	#3 (link to here)
highoverlord 47 cop calls Location: Enturbulating your menz	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March i was there.... that rev kicked me and asked me for money....... then it got even worse. he followed me and brually raped me..... then signed my mask. thanks man __________________ ANGRY SIGNATURE!!!! Have Cape Will Travel

07-21-2008, 05:08 AM	#7 (link to here)
highoverlord 47 cop calls Location: Enturbulating your menz	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March no fucking way. i dont have 30 bucks but i do have .30 cents. __________________ ANGRY SIGNATURE!!!! Have Cape Will Travel

07-21-2008, 08:10 AM	#9 (link to here)
flimbos GlaxoSmithKline Location: Amsterdam	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March Triple money back if not saved.. Can't go wrong there !! Praise "Bob", and Praise Anonymous. __________________ http://www.youtube.com/dutchfagadam http://www.sektevrij.nl

07-21-2008, 08:39 AM	#10 (link to here)
subgenius Member Location: Telluria	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March Act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you as an equal. You will pay to know what you really think. __________________ All truth passes through three stages: First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. -- Arthur Schopenhauer. Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.---Napoleon Bonaparte

07-21-2008, 04:10 PM	#11 (link to here)
Afromus Prime Made of Fail Location: Secret	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March How much is Salvation in €uro? __________________ Remember to report assaults to the FBI and INTERPOL.

07-22-2008, 03:07 PM	#13 (link to here)
Afromus Prime Made of Fail Location: Secret	Re: SubGenius Bishop addresses the gathered Anons at the >9000 Washington March So depending on the current exchange rate Salvation will be between 19€ and 20€? Got it. __________________ Remember to report assaults to the FBI and INTERPOL.