Atlanta, Georgia

1 Get. I hope to hear of epic winz and caek.

Sorry I couldn't go. I had a tournament pertaining to the first part of my username.... I thought I would get to go, and I could've. I just would have gotten there ~3:15.. T_T

woo, first to report in!

...Protest was great.

...cookie cake was epic win...

...pizza was had (Domino's Supports The /i/nsurrection!)

...flyers were handed out, money was stamped, and interviews were filmed (at least by Paco & Gumby)

...all in all, epic win...

...though there was a car wreck, but I was up waiting for the pizza to arrive, so it'll be up to an anon that was down there to fill in the details...

...and now, I will go rest my very sore feet...

You know I think Scions are using their secret OT powers, because almost every day of the Protest, Georgia has bad weather. Guess they can't aim though.

Got there after 2:00 and stayed pretty much to the end. About to take a nap, so I'll be brief.

Did a quick check by the new place to see if they were doing Free Stress Tests like they did last month. Absolutely nothing going on there that I could see, for whatever that's worth.

There was cookie cake and much pizza. Three cop cars in the driveway who seemed more amused than anything. One of them even used their Voice Of God Radio Thing on the cop car to say something like "Get my good side and put me on YouTube."

Arnie Lerma was in attendance. No shit. He had a long chat with the cops at one point, too, but I didn't get all the details on that.

There was a minor car accident just before the light--there was a sudden stop and somebody got rear-ended. The crowd went apeshit and started yelling "Tom Cruise! Where are you? You're the only one who can help!" (The poor gal in the mangled Lexus was a little too stressed out to find it funny, I fear.) Fortunately, though, there were cops right at the scene (how handy!), so the incident got worked out pretty quickly.

The scienos were taking pictures, apparently, including one guy who was literally hiding in the bushes and presumably hoping we couldn't notice. I grabbed a sign and pointed it right at him. ;)

Crowd was not as large as some previous months (it's finals for a lot of kids, and Mother's Day weekend for many others) but enough people showed up to make a point.

I am covered with sunscreen and in need of a nap.

Originally Posted by ultrapoet

One of them even used their Voice Of God Radio Thing on the cop car to say something like "Get my good side and put me on YouTube."

you better deliver atlanta.

Originally Posted by ultrapoet

Arnie Lerma was in attendance. No shit. He had a long chat with the cops at one point, too, but I didn't get all the details on that.

Cool Beans

Great job, looking forward to the vids on utube.

Well I feel somewhat vindicated. I had a sign that read:

GOOGLE
FAIR GAMING

I then found out that the more proper terminology is "FAIR GAME".

However, when you Google "FAIR GAMING" the Wikipedia entry on Scientology is the very first hit. Fair Game (Scientology) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Googling "FAIR GAME" winds up with Public Radio International | Fair Game from PRI with Faith Salie as the first hit (although the wiki article is the 2nd hit)

Can I at least get a rating of NOT fail?

So did anyone get pictures? Anyone? Come on guys, I need to see pictures.

Did you guys have Dekalb or city PD this time?

Many pictars were taken, but not published yet. Anonymous, will deliver we're just not very punctual.


BATTLE REPORT:

12:03 P.M.
I arrive. There are two anons standing in front of the Co$; just Gumby and someone else. I do a drive by of Taco Hell, see no one, and so I just head back to the protest. We started small with 7 or 8 people. 3 cruisers were parked in the Co$ entrance.

By 1:00 our numbers had grown substantially, to 18 when I did a head-count. (19 including me.) We had protested without incident up to that point. Cake had not arrived yet however, so anon was getting anxious.

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 1:30 to 2:00 Ethercat shows up with two old guys. I think one was an ex-OT. Shortly thereafter, THE MOST EPIC CAEK EVAR arrives... Omg. It was delicious. I need to brush my teeth now. Anon delivers, but anon sometimes forgets important stuff... We had a cake, but no knife lol. Fortunately, some guy had a pocket knife and Pandora sliced it up. We sang some Rick Astley to our raptor lord for this bounty before chowing down on delicious cake. This was when we had peak activity, somewhere between 30 and 40 anons total.

After caek, it was back to protesting again, which was rather uneventful. Except, the $cilons busted out a video camera, and stuck it on a tripod on their balcony. Fortunately, I brought binoculars so we spaied back on them. I didn't recognize any of them from my infiltration on 4/20, but o well. This one East-Asian $¢ieno was pointing at me and shit when I was looking at her with the binoculars. She was pissed!! XD LOLOLOL

Umm, after a while they got rid of the tripod camera, and not much happened until the car wreck. AthlAnon started yelling out "Where's Tom Cruise?" "Where are your touch assists? I thought only S¢ientologists could help people in car crashes!!" Stuff like that. It was absolutely hilarious, and a lot of us joined in. Eventually an officer came over though and told Gumby that we were distressing the girl who had rear-ended the Honda Element and asked us to be respectful, so we stopped filming the wreck, and went back down the hill a bit to where we normally protest.

Umm I left at about 4:00 so I wasn't there straight to the end, but it was almost done by then.
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Okay Note to /b/:
Most of you fail fags are like "oh shit, it's a trap!!! That's hot..." Whatever, this is fine, but I have a problem when you faggots looking for man meat try to grope me or touch me when its not invited or allowed. Just because I'm a trap doesn't mean you can grab my boobs ok? They're real and you don't need to feel them up to figure that out. Next time I'm at one of these protests and one of you assholes tries to grope me, I'll bash your fucking face in, dipshit. You know who you are. Fuck off.

LolitaTrap: If it happens again, just point him out and I'll hold his arms so you can get in some good nut kicks.

Seriously guys, not cool.

Everything else though, very cool. Sorry I missed the caek.

alright story ness, well arrived about 12:15 parked near taco hello

and began my journey with 4 others in tow. Met up with the rest of anon and nothing really interesting other than the $ci-camera man hiding behind bushes and takenz da picta,


handed out fliers up the street from the rally when one lady i had given a flier to earlier drives back up (about 15 mins later) I don't notice it's her until she hands me the flier back and says that i can give it to someone else now, i asked did she atleast like it amd she thumbs up me!

Later the ceak man brought battle toads and we did arm waves to portal and rick astley

I saw the car crash as it happened and to me it seeemd the trophy wife inside had been trying to read while driving failed and crashed and proceed to BAWL HER EYES OUT! as she climbed out, and cried into her phone"WHY ISN'T SHE PICKING UP!? I'VE BEEN IN A CARRRRR WREEEEECK!" Gumby did a small bit about it and filmed it a bit longer till a cop came up and said to respect her feelings and such (great guys there this time, even used the overlord speaker to inform us "Get my good side for when you put this on youtube")

had awesome pizza and towards the end a cop came up and parked with the police and was blocked on all sides by cop cars as he (i guess) was being informed as to why we were out there, after a while an ex- sci went over and informed them what we stand for and who we are specifically stating "we're an internet terrorist group that focus hate and anger against random things" heh.

seriouslly though he said that he informed him of what we are and stand for and why we're out here and telling us that he had told him more than he wanted to but felt it was necessary.

Then it ended for us and we began walking back and got within range of our car when we were waved over by a group at the restaurant near taco hello. Interested in why we were more concerned with the "small issue of scientology instead of more important problems like Katrina like disasters"

eventually as more anon came along it got more heated with the father just saying who do we work for and that being anonymous makes us cowards and such.

Gave them fliers and said a few words( someone else can type it all out, i don't want to write it all out)

and in the end said"Well whatever your questions if your really interested, educate yourself and find out the truth.
Shook hands and left just as the father came bacl from inside the restaurant with the manager and making us disperse. Sigh,

anyway took a nap and just awoke,

and looking on current.com to see if they have anything on anon v scientology, i'm starting to see that most people are scared of us or just think of us as cowards and saying that we have a leader that there is no way that we could just do this randomly.


It's quite sad.

Anyway for you anon that have video or want to practice video journalism (maybe you can post something about this to, Gumby)

Maybe we can get something on Current TV that can (with a proper ZERG rush) be televised on Current TV.

Thats it for me now. See you all next month for sea ARGGGGGGGGGGH!

p.s. We have already informed and talked to the police about next months protest.

You girls don't get how much that hurts... (NOT THAT WE ARE SAYING YOUR PERIODS AND CRAP DON'T HURT! DON'T GIVE ME THAT SPEECH) <_< >_> *runs with manhood still in tact*

Respect our bodies and we'll respect yours.
Plain and simple.

...to add to Nimrod's story, the group that I was with was quite sure those guys were plants, but we could've just been paranoid...

...and to LolitaTrap, if I had seen what was going on, I would've held him down for ya...

...an interesting thing I forgot to mention was the fact that the Domino's delivery gal got quite a few of our flyers with the intent of passing them out at work & along her route.

...which is quite awesome, if you ask me....

...now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna pop a few tylenol to try to kill off this jackhammer going off in my head...

Originally Posted by LolitaTrap

Respect our bodies and we'll respect yours.
Plain and simple.

I do respect peoples' bodies... not just girls. But just saying. Yea, I mean, full body ache, not just down there. Heck, if I was at the protest (*looks at first part of name*), I would have tried to do something. But remember. creating a scene at an event would be.... horrible. The scilons would eat that crap up.

I've been kicked in the balls before, trust me I understand the pain.

Awesome job guys.