Los Angeles/Hollywood, CA

Originally Posted by SweetPeas

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [POUNCES]
this thread is getting vurry secksey...all of a sudden..

[OOOOF CATCHES... EASY GIRL] it was dyin ne way

Needed a revival! Can I get a AMEN!

Non-anon catches the very Sweet Sweet peas for a slightly rum soaked yet playful mini romp....
blush...

goes into other room to allow some privacy.
\have fun rum soaked anon friends

where the hell do you think youre going TA?

SRSLY.
youre invited! OMG.


P.S. AMEN!!!

I have had too much of the Heinekens and now must excuse myself and walk a nice straight path to the W.C and avoid stepping on multiple cats.
Gud night, and see ya later...
You can have my spot on the sofa, and my blanket.
here....
(don't touch the jerky tho it's my breakfast...thx.)

How did this thread veer into this direction without my help?

with great vengeance

ahaha...errrrrrrrrrrr, hai guise.
im no longer drunk. but hey...

I LOVE THIS THREAD

I really do liek most of you Crazy Fucktards. I DO. There is a kinship I haven't felt in a long while amongst you all...

I consider you to be these kind of people:
"unruly dysfunctional drink too much at weddings and end up doing the chicken dance nude with a frightened bus boy and shouting Finnish vulgarities of a sexual nature at the Bride and Groom" kinda people. People who pretend to be humping the stuffed animals @ Toys R Us because you have a private audience that consists of a silent but outraged Mormon woman. You'd take that last ice cold beer and blame it on your brother/best friend/ dog. You actually DID fart in a can, close it real quick, go back a week later to see if it still stunk. It did. And you were proud of that.

You believe that you have nothing special to offer anyone at anytime, and that the internet is your personal play ground and if someone else doesn't liek it, well, you finish the sentence.

In short, my kinda people. I'm grateful to have met you. Most of you. Some of you. O.K. a few of you.
It's been grand. Special and deeply moving, even.

BUT WHO ATE MY FUCKING JERKY!

Originally Posted by SweetPeas

ahaha...errrrrrrrrrrr, hai guise.
im no longer drunk. but hey...

I LOVE THIS THREAD

^^THIS^^

Originally Posted by Thetan Ass

I really do liek most of you Crazy Fucktards. I DO. There is a kinship I haven't felt in a long while amongst you all...

I consider you to be these kind of people:
"unruly dysfunctional drink too much at weddings and end up doing the chicken dance nude with a frightened bus boy and shouting Finnish vulgarities of a sexual nature at the Bride and Groom" kinda people. People who pretend to be humping the stuffed animals @ Toys R Us because you have a private audience that consists of a silent but outraged Mormon woman. You'd take that last ice cold beer and blame it on your brother/best friend/ dog. You actually DID fart in a can, close it real quick, go back a week later to see if it still stunk. It did. And you were proud of that.

You believe that you have nothing special to offer anyone at anytime, and that the internet is your personal play ground and if someone else doesn't liek it, well, you finish the sentence.

In short, my kinda people. I'm grateful to have met you. Most of you. Some of you. O.K. a few of you.
It's been grand. Special and deeply moving, even.

BUT WHO ATE MY FUCKING JERKY!

I sware to jeebuz that it wuz there when I passed out. O! and thx for da couch, no wai I coulda drove...

I just want to say that Thetan Ass touched my boobs.

That is all.

and where was i for this? and why was i not getting touched myself by TA?

Because you weren't displaying cleavage. I believe she referenced me as Snack Anon, earlier, because I brought both boobs and cupcakes.

LA Anons are the best anons. We are drunk and sexy and totally insane.