Summer of Lulz Presents: The Great Thetan Hunt

For your consideration:

Where: In a park near you.

When: TBA, but likely in July or August.

Who: You and >9000 of your closest friends.

What: As a free public service, Anonymous will assemble in parks to remove the body thetans from willing passersby (and each other). Auditing isn't the only way to purge thetans: it turns out water pistols and water balloons work just as well!



What better way to spend a steamy Saturday afternoon than to get your lulz on with a good old fashioned water fight? No serious business allowed!



I wouldn't want to be this guy's body thetan, would you?

But you can't hunt thetans on an empty stomach! So bring some nummy om noms for all to enjoy around the picnic blanket! And did someone say hibachi? I think I did!

Interesting idea. I think it would go together well with the idea of a summer BBQ. Could be done in a nice open area, like a park (thinking High Park for toronto?) A great big anonymous summer party.

THIS!!!!!

And for us "Parental Anons" if the rest of anon was willing to clean up language around the mini anons we could bring them for some fun too!!!

how anti cyber terrorist group can you get when it has familys with kids playing too?!

mental pics
*Green park somewhere..... lots of masked people throwing water around... masked parents and masked kids joining in... while a few people (in rotations?) stand around the edges talking to public about it..... * BEATUFUL!

Imagine telling your great grand kiddies about the epic win that was Rickrollapalooza in the Summer of Lulz. We could set up face-painting boothes and get people painted up with Make a massive summer block party out of the whole affair.

Score:
co$: 0
Anon: >9000

This idea is relevant to my interests. If it went along with sufficient information/flyers/'against Scientology practices' information then it sounds FAB

You would need some red/white barrier tape to mark a 'clear' zone where you don't need to be cleared of thethans anymore. Or maybe an 'auditing' zone where you're fair game for auditing. (probably better for bystanders who prefer to stay dry)
Or maybe you could let people chose between auditing at our fake stress meter (with some funny/weird questions) and auditing in the water zone. Or send them from the test to the water zone..

This requires a CAKE RAFFLE.

I approve of this motion.

Originally Posted by Anonymeep

Or maybe you could let people chose between auditing at our fake stress meter (with some funny/weird questions) and auditing in the water zone. Or send them from the test to the water zone..

Yes, ladies and gentlenons, STEP RIGHT UP to use our bona-FIDE, genu-WINE G-meter! Two premium grade cardboard toilet paper tubes attached by shoelace to our official readout device made of a top brand shoe box covered in the highest quality aluminum foil to pick up your every lie, stress, and engram! STEP RIGHT UP!

Originally Posted by Skambren

Yes, ladies and gentlenons, STEP RIGHT UP to use our bona-FIDE, genu-WINE G-meter! Two premium grade cardboard toilet paper tubes attached by shoelace to our official readout device made of a top brand shoe box covered in the highest quality aluminum foil to pick up your every lie, stress, and engram! STEP RIGHT UP!

Lulzy idea is lulzy.

I don't trust Super Soakers anymore after this commercial.

The OOZINATOR!

YouTube - Oozinator - Questionable Super Soaker

YES, that was a real product.

NO, it's not for sale anymore. lol

Follow up video

YouTube - Oozinator - Staff Meeting: Funny

Maybe some supersoakers like these?

PWN3D!!!

This is a most excellent idea for anyone who can't make it to the july Clearwater protest, because it still involves femanons in bikinis.

Good luck with this one, Amerifags and have fun. Seriously, I mean it. But there is NO WAY anyone "over here" is going to be squirting each other with water pistols in the middle of winter.

Love, A Kiwifag

Originally Posted by CVAnonymous

Good luck with this one, Amerifags and have fun. Seriously, I mean it. But there is NO WAY anyone "over here" is going to be squirting each other with water pistols in the middle of winter.

Love, A Kiwifag

It's only fair. You know how much it sucked doing 2/10, 3/15, and 4/12 in freezing rain, snow, sleet, ice, and wind?

Originally Posted by Skambren

It's only fair. You know how much it sucked doing 2/10, 3/15, and 4/12 in freezing rain, snow, sleet, ice, and wind?

<Shudder> Don't remind me. Us IndyAnons basically have had to deal with at LEAST a cold snap on EVERY DATE so far, with biting wind an -10 degrees in Feb (other places had worse, no doubt), rain and cold on 3/15, and rain/sleet/snow, cold, AND wind for Reconnect. May had best be better, or I'll start to think the Scieno's actually have some operable OTs pounding our asses with meteorological phenomena.

[quote=Gumbo_DNA;158862]I don't trust Super Soakers anymore after this commercial.

The OOZINATOR!


YES, that was a real product.

NO, it's not for sale anymore. lol

Follow up video

OMG those people at the table had their business taken over by CoS!

Originally Posted by Mr. Black

Interesting idea. I think it would go together well with the idea of a summer BBQ. Could be done in a nice open area, like a park (thinking High Park fo