Challenge: Close an Org in record time

Mini/flyer raids are highly effective at shutting down your local org for the day. This is what will eventualy undo them financially. Toronto Anonymous invites you to post your city's speed record for closing an org for the day.

The winner gets +9000 internets and a pretty cake.

Post a video response.


Immediate effect: Sea org abandons flyering

Closure start: 2 minutes

Total Closure: 2 minutes 50 seconds

YouTube - Toronto Anonymous: Closing the Org

Definition of closure: will obviously vary from org to org. Maybe they don't have blinds, or just lock their doors or something. Post whatever you think counts as a closure.

Anonymous Toronto would like to report that 4 sea org members have blown from the Toronto org since we started our mini-raids a few weeks ago. We also challenge any other cities to beat this record.

Originally Posted by hh123

Anonymous Toronto would like to report that 4 sea org members have blown from the Toronto org since we started our mini-raids a few weeks ago. We also challenge any other cities to beat this record.

HOW do you know this?

Fantastic work guys!

Pity the local org always has its blinds down anyway...

^ This

This is a sweet challenge. I love challenges.

btw, how do you know about the blown members? What's the sauce?

Great work Toronto! :)

This needs to be done at every org. Hitting them in the pocket is what will bring this dangerous brainwashing cult crashing to the ground.

Our local org never has leafleters outside or stress-test tables outside the org (not enough space) - plus they get little if any street traffic. Instead, they use a stress-test cart which they push into the city centre. We managed to get them to pack up in a minute or two (basically, as soon as the last anon arrived at the cart) a couple of weekends ago:

YouTube - Cult Watch 4/5- Plymouth Hoe - We broke...

Anyway - great work you guys! I'm grinning from ear to ear :)

xxx

Originally Posted by anon1957

HOW do you know this?

Word sent to TorontoSP. Unconfirmed.

"oh noes, the anonymous terrorists are here! lets hide and wait till this blows over"

im pretty sure that little david is saying the same lately... or at least once a month...!

in less than 3 minutes, you guys rock!

I am proud to say at our late April flashraid in Holly wood we shut down a testing center in under 5 mins and an org in under 3 AND got a security dude sent over. Next time we will use a stop watch for greater accuracy.

nice work toronto !!! KW salutes you. But i feel its important to note that Kitchener always looks like you definition so we win its always closed lul.

I kiiidd nice work Toronto

Well, at the conclusion of the recent Hug raid in Melbourne, we decided to pay CoS a special visit.

Curtains were closed in less than a minute.

They called the cops on us. lol. We were fine though, though an anon was namefagged to the cops.

Damn them and their curtain closing. We can only pray they don't buy a dog.

Mind you, they might charge the dog for auditing, so perhaps it'll be too disoriented thinking it's Hitler or Stalin or something to, you know, be a curtains dog.

5 of us shut down clearwater yesterday. Pretty much entirely. Video forthcoming.

Damn them and their curtain closing. We can only pray they don't buy a dog.

Sorry guys but if that ever happens I'm going to have to drop out of this whole thing. If there's two things in this world that I can't stand it's curtains and dogs.

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May 21st we set foot on Hollywood Blvd where there is a testing Center and a Dianetics center. Word from Scis (they have people expecting us watching the train station) shut down the buildings before we got there--we had a different target in mind, Author Services, wiht a follow up to the testing and Dianetics offices. We shut down two buildings in pre-time, or the in the future before it happened, or something like that. All we have to do is step on the street and they close. God I love our SekretAnon Powerzzzz

inb4curtainsanddog.