Operation LOL Nazis - Raiding the Premier of "Valkyrie"

Original Thread: Time To Start Planning - Operation LOL Nazis

Hai guise. So, we were discussing whether or not we will raid the premier of Valkyrie, Tom Cruise's latest video. Here were some points I saw, and some that I made, of why this would be epic win:

Not worth doing exactly what the OP proposes but enturbulate the hell out of Cruise is always worth it, watching the man rage is priceless.

I'm sure if you want to play into the Nazi theme you can just loudly ask him to explain why he believes psychiatrists are responsible for the holocaust.

Not to mention that Cruise would be over nine thousand times more likely to fire a fifty-caliber footbullet when he's publicly humiliated at his little premier.

A handful of people at the premiere in suits and masks without signs or anything (well, perhaps a few pockets full of YTFCs...) Anon gets media attention without the BAWW, with the added chance for bonus lulz if Cruise sees them and footbullets himself with a 50-cal machinegun.

Security can't do anything if we aren't on theater property. ... Security wouldn't do anything violent on national television.

Killer speakers, discreet well placed Anons, usual premiere shit until TC appears. As soon as his little legs swing out of the car and onto concrete, the Anons appear and the speakers crank out the loudest rickroll/OT3 known to man or beast. It'd make the national news in the UK, can't speak for the rest of the world.

Trolling the premier could result in news attention if the turnout is big enough, and if people pay more attention to Anonymous than TC, Tommy will throw a fit, and he'll look like an ass on national television.

Imagine walking down a checkout lane at your local grocery store and seeing the headlines in People Magazine: "Tom Cruise Throws Tantrum at Valkyrie Premier", and in another magazine, "Anonymous Protesters Crash Premier", and so on. Imagine the amount of win this could yield.

En enturbulated TC is a happy Anon. We can make TC RAGE on live television, and that equals crucifixion on Entertainment Media (magazines, ET, etc.), blurbs on the News, and that's even if he doesn't assault someone. Plus, imagine the fucking lulz!

This is an epic opportunity for us. LETS DO IT FAGGOTS.

sounds like fun... but where/when is it?

Valkyrie - Moviefone

February 13, 2009. That gives us 190 days to plan something BIG, Anon. Something fuckin' hueg.

I haven't found out when the premier is, but this is an epic chance to enturbulate TC.

be very wary of the 13th of february

The day before valentines makes it lulzier.

Anyone know WHERE it is going to be?

Killer speakers, discreet well placed Anons, usual premiere shit until TC appears. As soon as his little legs swing out of the car and onto concrete, the Anons appear and the speakers crank out the loudest rickroll/OT3 known to man or beast. It'd make the national news in the UK, can't speak for the rest of the world.

Yes this fucking do it.

OT3 played loud, one single "Xenu" sentence looped over and over in L Ron Pedo's voice.

But noise levels would mean that something big enough to actually be heard would be too big to get to the frontlines. Catch 22.

The psychs will pay us mega-zorks for it. DO IT.

Originally Posted by bananaboatnavy

But noise levels would mean that something big enough to actually be heard would be too big to get to the frontlines. Catch 22.

What do you mean?

Sod "discreetly placed anons", cram as many in the crowds as possible.

A turnout as hueg as the London demonstrations masking up as soon as he steps out the limo =

^^^ THIS ^^^

Originally Posted by Anonynamefag

Anyone know WHERE it is going to be?

This

Originally Posted by AnonPerk

A turnout as hueg as the London demonstrations masking up as soon as he steps out the limo =

Bigger than that.

We need over 9000 anons there.

If this is going to happen, I will be on an airplane to london.

basically, im there all the way, im gonna guess the uk premiere will be in london, so ill turn up. Ill even pose as an interviewer or something, demasked, and get as close as possible before masking up and shooting him in the face with a water pistol.