Anonymous: List your skills

Programming, research, writing.

I have a degree in Advertising & Marketing and work in PR so:

- Press Releases, give me info and I can structure, edit, title and basically make it news fodder for you
- Audio Editing, I've just won an award for the corporate podcast I produce
- Graphic Design, anything you need, artwork, advertising, fliers
- Advertising, I know how to reach the people you want to reach, I has the demograqphic profiling skillz, I can also help you to grab attention without pissing people off
- Web Communications, stucture your site so that people will actually read it!

Contact me if you need anything :)

I work in marketing, am quite busy atm so can only spare a couple of hours per week.

In the army I was a pathfinder and qualified as a sniper.

SKILLZ- Grammar/Spelling Nazi

I am a hands on person.. Need a Illudium Pew-36 Explosive Space modulator? I can fab it out of duct tape and paper clips.
Got a lulzy idea and want to know how it might be made? Fire me a harpoon...

You know, like nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

That said I'm good with graphic design, basically anything illustrator and most photoshop bullshit.

I also have a coder on call that cand code for next to nothing.

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I'm a master lurker (no raids yet) and I have limited time (maybe 2-3 hours a week). I have some legal skills and a lot of financial analysis and business skills. I've got a few degrees in all that.

I reads gud and writes gud too.

Originally Posted by Moralfag

I work in marketing, am quite busy atm so can only spare a couple of hours per week.

In the army I was a pathfinder and qualified as a sniper.

I've let COMANON DELTA FORCE know of yer existence. When contacted, you will be prompted with the passphrase, "The $cientologist motors south in an asbestos submarine."

Reply, "Not if my JAR can stop him first."

My skillz:

Things social policy, mental health, education in some terms. Also "cultural competence" including the analysis of religion and its effect on the psyche (normally from a positive perspective of, "How can this person's faith be a strength in their mental / social health picture?").

I'm also a rather wordy critical essayist.

tl;dr - too late I already told you so.

in general: artist.

in detail:
-independent filmmaker. Covered all aspects in one project of another (screenwriter, producer, director, editor, actor). Filmmaking's my passion so that's my main awesome skill.
-graphics design
-print media
-web design
-sewing: I made the Yoshi outfit i wore to a raid- i can sew anything biatches!
-fundraising events, gaining sponsers.
-flash animation
-human resources
-lurking on enturb instead of posting (i got brisanon to rage at, local community can deal with me raging, not the global one :P)
-debating and raging :O :P

Got other tools but the above are the main things i deal with and have experience with that was gain from some sort of 'formal' project. No OMG GUISE LOOK AT MY DA PAGE bs ;)

btw- I'm in the middle of an IT and multimedia degree- majoring in Software Engineering and Film.....so any aspects involved in those I have atleast basic knowledge if not more.


*goes back to lurking*

Network engineer (CCNA, MSc)
Programmer & accredited Ethical hacker
Hosting websites, forums, IRCd, podcasts (I have my own linux server)
DJ (complete with parts of a PA system)
great at proof-reading/writing docs
good cook

Some ability with Java and C++. Good at optimizing code for speed and effeciency.

Video Creation
Analysis and Planning
Liason (Police mostly, and council, have done some with media)
Flyer/Sign/Poster Design
Flyer/Sign/Poster Creation

I can write....songs, poems, limericks, etc.... i can paint, act, sew (for costumes and banners), trained at 1st aid too....make stuff, face and body paint, photography, video camera....you name it i can do it...except sing....

I can translate anything into Spanish. Fast typer. Can sing/dance/act/do weird voices for lulzy eye-catching at protests, if need be.

Reasonably good programmer (experience in Java, C/C++, Visual Basic (had no choice) and PHP). Also, I'm mildly shit at design, but I can create a W3C compliant and, more importantly, user friendly website if I know how people want it to look.

There is a need for skilled photoshoop and titling hotshots here:

Hotshot SHOOPER / TITLE DESIGNER needed!: Operation Media Shitsorm

Step on up folks, don't be shy. Your help could be the contribution that leads to the next CO$ MEDIA SHITSTORM!!! Volutter today! Uncle Anon Want's YOU!

Abilities:

Writing: Passable

More often than not, I've been working as a potential "candidate" to the Orgs. Getting important dates out of them and passing them along to protest organizers.

I'm a jack of all trades, master at nothing.

I'm just in it for the lulz...
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"Make it so, Numbuh One."
- Capt. ATol, Fleet Commander, 6th or 7th Space Cav. Marcab Fleet. (Current Location Classified)

Skillz - Ability

Graphics - More towards layouts than actual designs, but I'm alright there too.

Web - But of course. I'm good at following cross references, but fail at script and such. Ich bin nicht ein hacker on steriods... or german.

Writing - Getting great grades in language, so I'm pretty comforable with written media, especially letters, etc.