Originally Posted by Apologies to Lazytown

Do what you want, ‘cause pirates are free,
WE ARE YOUR PIRATES!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Raiding cults is bitchin' to me,
We do what we want ‘cause a pirate is free,
We are your pirates!

*point at crowd of anon* (spoken)You are pirates!
(crowd)Yay!

We've got us a map, (a map!)
To lead us to your hidden dox,
That're pack full o' lulz! (with lulz!)
And buried deep away!

We'll dig up the dox, (the dox!)
We know it's full of precious booty!
Burst open the locks!
And then we'll say hooray!

(electronic kiddie section)

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
ha, You think we're SP's,
We are your pirates!

(spoken)Weigh anchooor!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what we want '‘cause a pirate is free,
We are your pirates!
Free-winds, ahoy and avast,
Blue asbestos *cough,cough* Blarg!
Hang the black flag
At the end of your mast!
We are your pirates!

Hahaha! (Yay!)

You're Failing away! (You Fail!),
Anons are on every shore!
set sail to your org (ya-har!)
And rick-roll all day! (Yay!)
We float on your orgs (your orgs!)
Until its time to drop the anchor,
Then hang up our masks (aye-aye!)
Until we sail again!

(girl's voice)Yar, har, fiddle di dee.
ha, you think we're SPs,
We are your pirates!

L________ ho!

Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is alright with me!
Do what we want ‘cause pirates are free,
We are your pirates!

(spoken)Yar har, har and a big longcat, lads,
Wherever you go!

(singing)Yo ho ho and a barrel roll!,
We are your pirates!

(spoken)Hahahahaa!
(unison)I am a pirate!