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Originally Posted by greggcarson
I look forward to hearing the story when you manage to peice together what happened.
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As far as I can peice together, yesterday I procured some nice leaves for which to help me float like mario. when I returned from college I decided to try and sample some of my purchase. Things begin to get hazy at this point, after inhaling a large amount well several large amounts I opened my emergency stash of vodka to see how well they mixed as in how badly the affected each other.
From the obvious memory loss I am confident that my experiement proves this type of leaf reacts badly when relating to me and vodka. from what i was informed a friend returned home drunk and called me to come round so i did.
he lives maybe 15 seconds away, I left immediately according to him and arrived 15minutes
later according to him I was in "Some State" and was "Fucked" unfortunately for me he was also drunk.
I can remember none of this, but shit got heavy at around 3am and the last thing we talked about was tornados.
What I can surmise is this my best guesstimate.
After the discussion I decided that as it was windy a tornado was coming, seeing as the aformentioned conversation involved the safest place to hide "Bath" I must have immediately gotten home and climbed in to save myself. In my fucked state I must have thought my c?othes would be sucked up as they were light and therefore drag me up with them. I then got naked, to awake cold and scared and sorely angry at myself. So how the fuck did it go?