151. HAVE YOU EVER MANIPULATED BEINGS AS THOUGH THEY WERE MEST?
I Has a BUKET
152. HAVE YOU EVER DESERTED OR BETRAYED A GREAT LEADER?
A, Starscream, you have failed me for the last time!
B, AAAAAAH!!! MOTHERLAND!
153. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO CONVINCE BEINGS THAT THEY WERE MEST?
A, isn't everything and anything either matter or energy, taking up space and travelling through time? I'll give you 50 bucks if you can give me anything that doesn't adhere to physics.
B, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
154. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PERSUADE OTHERS THERE WERE THOUGHTS THEY MUSTN'T THINK?
A, SP! ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
B, XENU... MARCAB CONFEDERACY... Pneumonia activaing in 3, 2,1,...
155. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO PUT ANOTHER'S THINKINGNESS OUT OF HIS CONTROL?
C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
156. HAVE YOU EVER PERMITTED A SUBORDINATE OF YOURS TO BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MISTAKES?
People take heat all the time
157. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO SHIFT BLAME ONE A SUPERIOR OF YOURS?
Its called Bitching, again
158. HAVE YOU EVER SMOTHERED A BABY?
With Love
159. HAVE YOU EVER INFLICTED PHYSICAL PAIN ON AN INSANE PERSON FOR ANY REASON?
A, they were trying to steal my keys
B, I think they have that covered on their own
160. HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN PRIDE IN AND CULTIVATED A WRONGNESS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
161. HAVE YOU EVER WORSHIPED WRONGNESS IN OTHERS?
LULZ Lurk Moar
162. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO MAKE OTHERS UNWILLING TO PRODUCE?
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
163. HAVE YOU EVER WIPED OUT A FAMILY?
I killed a spider once, it was part of the arachnid family.
164. HAVE YOU EVER REWARDED ANOTHER OR A GROUP FOR A WRONGNESS?
Yes, its called a mercenary or a hitman
165. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH AN ANIMAL OR BIRD?
A, (WTF? A bird!!??!!!?! How.... Never mind, I don't want to know)
B, I'm not into the furry thing, but there are times...
C, SERIOUSLY WTF? Birds lay eggs.
166. HAVE YOU EVER PARTICIPATED IN A SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A DOLL BODY AND A HUMAN BODY?
A, Is this question suggesting a threesome?
B, It wasn't a doll, It was an action figure!
C, I Liek MudKipz
167. HAVE YOU EVER DESTROYED A DOLL BODY?
A, No, but I have this friend, and she did this experiment in school on how fast it takes a barbie to burn...
B, I LOVE MUDKIPZ!
168. HAVE YOU EVER LOST A DOLL BODY ENTRUSTED TO YOU?
A, Hell No! Do you have any idea how much a dollfie costs to replace?
B, I lost my teddy bear at disney land
169. HAVE YOU EVER PUNISHED ANOTHER OR GROUP FOR A RIGHTNESS?
SAGE
170. HAVE YOU EVER PERMITTED ANOTHER TO BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR MISDEED?
I take one for the team!
171. HAVE YOU EVER PERPETUATED AN INJUSTICE?
A, I think you should be asking yourself that.
B, Perpetual motion is real
172. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BRUTAL TO ANIMALS?
A, Gods, you were watching me at that cat breeder, weren't you? I swear I just wanted to get to level 13 sword skill...
B, >:3OH SHI~! ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR!
173. HAVE YOU EVER DENIED OTHERS A MEANS OF EXISTENCE?
A, I killed an ant...
B, The internet is my dump truck
174. HAVE YOU EVER DESERTED YOUR OWN CHILDREN?
A, Yes, I leave millions of them in my bedsheets on a regular basis.
B, I left my doll in the closet...
C, They have GPS locators, so that is a moot point
175. HAVE YOU EVER REFUSED TO SUPPORT YOUR PARENTS OR GRANDPARENTS?
Grandpa....
176. HAVE YOU EVER DENIED OTHERS A REDRESSMENT OF GRIEVANCES?
Life Goes on
177. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANOTHER TO DISTRUST HIMSELF?
A, Hehe, no, but I think the phrase "It's a trap" sums up that one pretty well.
B, Its called doubt
178. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANOTHER TO IDENTIFY HIMSELF WITH A FORM IN ORDER TO ENSLAVE HIM?
You are a virus
179. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANYONE THE THIRD DEGREE?
A, Burns? Oh, certainly!
B, Yeah, it was the 3rd degree on my right hand.
C, I dunno, no one tells me
180. HAVE YOU EVER VALIDATED THE INSANITY OF ANOTHER BEING OR GROUP?
A, Of course. At least we have that much in common.
B, Nazi's are nutters, but at least they dressed sharp
181. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO GIVE SANITY A BAD NAME?
A, I do what I can.
B, It's all relative
182. HAVE YOU EVER WARPED OR DISTORTED BODIES FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES?
A, as in... like... guro? eew.
B, Its called a fetish
183. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO DISOWN A DEED OF YOURS?
I can say no more
184. DO YOU DESERVE TO HAVE ANY FRIENDS?
The more, the merrier!
185. HAVE YOU EVER CASTRATED ANYONE?
A, if you're familiar with the phrase, "it's a trap" then you'll know that anonymous has the point of doing exactly the opposite
B, It's the only way to make an all boys choir
186. HAVE YOU EVER WRONGFULLY CLAIMED ANOTHER'S DEED AS YOUR OWN?
That's something to ask Dilbert's Boss
187. HAVE YOU EVER ROBBED A DEAD BODY?
A, That wasn't robbing, it was looting. I love my Epic sword, yes i do...
B, He was DEAD! What was he going to do with a rolex?
C, No, all the good stuff is usually gone
188. HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOVE TO A DEAD BODY?
A, well, this one time... at band camp...
B, It was still warm
189. DO YOU DESERVE TO RE FREE?
I Want to Break Free!
190. DO YOU DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED?
A, I do the whipping, not the other way around.
B, Yes Master
191. IS THERE ANY QUESTION ON THIS CHECK I HAD BETTER NOT ASK YOU AGAIN?
A, With this many questions I think I'll kill you if you ask ANY of them again.
B, Anything with that shitty grammar godamitnessnessnessest
192. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ANOTHER DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE SANE?
I don't grant those rights
193. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ANOTHER DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE FREE?
FREEBIRD!
194. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED,ANOTHER DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE WELL?
Dude, I always want to be well off
195. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ANOTHER DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE ALIVE?
An Hero please
196. HAVE YOU EVER MADE MEST GUILTY OF HARMING YOU?
A, I didn't know physics had feelings
B, GODAMIT MEST!
197. HAVE YOU EVER MADE ANOTHER GUILTY OF DOING YOU PERMANENT HARM?
Stupid Ginzu knife
198. HAVE YOU EVER FORCED ANOTHER TO COMPETE?
A, Then, when you have found the shubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... A HERRING!
B, Life is a rat race
199. HAVE YOU EVER PRETENDED TO BE UNABLE TO REPAIR A FORM?
I consult my manual
200. HAVE YOU EVER REFUSED TO PUT BACK INTO ORDER A DISORDER YOU CREATED?
Depends if it doesn't look natural
201. HAVE YOU EVER SHOT OR STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK?
202. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DISLOYAL?
203. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TREACHEROUS?
204. HAVE YOU EVER ENGAGED IN PIRACY?
see track 8 of Lulz; a corruption of LOL
205. HAVE YOU EVER MADE AN OUTRAGEOUS OR PREPOSTEROUS WILL?
I'm sure the starving children of africa will LOVE my elvis suit.
206. HAVE YOU EVER THROWN THE OWNERSHIP OF PROPERTY INTO DOUBT?
207. HAVE YOU EVER DEMONSTRATED THAT COMMUNICATlON IS IMPOSSIBLE?
208. HAVE YOU EVER WITHHELD USEFUL DATA?
209. HAVE YOU EVER CREATED CHAOS?
well, if you think of chaos as the lack of order, you can't create it. you can only remove order... it's like creating cold, or a hole... can't be done.
210. HAVE YOU EVER CONSISTENTLY MADE A PRACTICE OF FURNISHING USELESS DATA?
211. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO MAKE THE PHYSICAL UNIVERSE LESS REAL?
yes, and unlike you meager clams, I succeeded.
212. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANOTHER TO MISTRUST HIS JUDGMENT?
213. HAVE YOU EVER CONVINCED ANOTHER HE WAS GUILTY OF A CRIME OR MISDEED WHICH HE HAD NOT IN FACT COMMITTED?
214. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO CONVINCE ANOTHER THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM?
215. HAVE YOU EVER PRACTICED MEDICINE UNETHICALLY?
Nope, I never became an auditor
216. HAVE YOU EVER PRACTICED LAW OR JURISPRUDENCE UNETHICALLY?
217. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO CONVINCE ANOTHER THAT EVERYTHING WAS THE SAME AS EVERYTHING ELSE, SO IT DIDN'T MATTER WHAT HE DID?
218. HAVE YOU EVER SPREAD DESPAIR?
A, No, I spread "I can't believe it's not despair".
B, I'd like to think I'm spreading some as we speak.......
219. HAVE YOU EVER KEPT EFFECTIVE SOLUTIONS FROM WORKING?
220. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO CONVINCE ANOTHER THAT THERE WAS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG?
221. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PIMP?
oh.. that brings me back...
222. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN FAMILIES A BAD NAME?
Most families do a good enough job of giving families a bad name, they don't need my help.
223. HAVE YOU EVER PRODUCED A CRIMINAL?
224. HAVE YOU EVER ASSISTED AN EVIL DOER?
225. HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN A POPULATION INTO CRIMINALITY?
Yep! Sims 2 ftw!
226. HAVE YOU EVER USED CRIMINALITY AS A MEANS OF CONTROL OF A POPULATION?
227. HAVE YOU EVER MADE SANITY APPEAR TO BE PSYCHOTIC?
again, Orwell's 1984.
228. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PSYCHIATRIST?
No, but I try my hardest. Now sit back and tell me about your problems.
229. HAVE YOU EVER DEPOPULATED AN AREA?
Many times. It usually happens after I eat cheese...
230. HAVE YOU EVER DEPRIVED ANOTHER OF A LIVELIHOOD?
231. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN GOD A BAD NAME?
Again, I don't think god needs any help in getting a bad name.
232. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A CORRUPT PRIEST?
Shadow spec. See Vampiric Embrace.
233. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN SPIRITS AN EVIL REPUTATION?
I'm not responsible for their bad rap, they did it themselves.
234. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AN EVIL SPIRIT?
Only for halloween
235. HAVE YOU EVER SOUGHT TO CONVINCE OTHERS THAT THINGS WERE EVIL?
236. HAVE YOU EVER TAUGHT OTHERS THAT NOTHING CAN BE DONE?
237. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED T0 CONVINCE OTHERS THAT KNOWING IS BAD? THAT PERCEIVING IS BAD? THAT SENSATION IS BAD?
238. HAVE YOU EVER DELIBERATELY CAUSED A SANE PERSON TO BE COMMITTED TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION?
I think *someone* is projecting their misdeeds.
239. HAVE YOU EVER PERFORMED UNNECESSARY SURGERY ON SOMEONE'S BODY?
240. HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO CONVINCE OTHERS THAT THINGS ARE BAD? THAT THERE ARE BAD BEINGNESSES? THAT IT IS BAD TO DO THINGS?
241. HAVE YOU EVER MOCKED ANOTHER'S ABILITY?
242. HAVE YOU EVER MOCKED ANOTHER'S KNOWINGNESS?
243. HAVE YOU EVER MOCKED ANOTHER'S CREATIVENESS?
244. HAVE YOU EVER APPLIED A HOT IRON TO ANOTHER PERSON'S BODY?
tricky.. three answers I'd say yes to and then this one... tricky... yes.
245. HAVE YOU EVER TORTURED ANOTHER WITH ELECTRICAL OR ELECTRONIC DEVICES?
246. HAVE YOU EVER ATTACKED OTHERS FOR CAUSING EFFECTS THAT YOU SECRETLY KNEW WERE BENEFICIAL OR HELPFUL?
247. HAVE YOU EVER DELIBERATELY CAUSED OTHERS TO FEEL LESS RESPONSIBLE?
248. HAVE YOU EVER BEATEN A CHILD TO DEATH?
249. HAVE YOU EVER STARVED ANYONE TO DEATH?
I tried, But my Neopet WON'T FUCKING DIE!250. HAVE YOU EVER LEFT ANYONE TO DIE OF THIRST?
Points for irony, OSA. Bra-VO.
251. HAVE YOU EVER MISESTIMATED AN EFFORT?
252. HAVE YOU EVER MISJUDGED ANOTHER?
253. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED TO SAVE SOMEONE FROM DROWNING?
254. HAVE YOU EVER KNOWINGLY SPONSORED A SWINDLE?
255. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED ANOTHER?
256. HAVE YOU EVER WASTED TIME WHEN YOU OUGHT NOT TO HAVE?
257. HAVE YOU EVER RETREATED FROM AN AREA WHERE YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED OR ADVANCED?
258. HAVE YOU EVER WASTED MEN? WOMEN? CHILDREN? OBJECTS? AN ABILITY? ANIMALS? THOUGHTS? SPACES? ENERGY?
259. HAVE YOU EVER MADE NOTHING OF A WORTHY PERSON? OF A GROUP? OF A UNIVERSE? OF A SPIRIT?
260. HAVE YOU FAILED IN ANY WAY TO LIVE UP TO YOUR OWN IDEAS OF HOW YOU SHOULD BE?
261. HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN SOMEONE'S BODY ON A WHEEL?
FATALITY
262. HAVE YOU EVER STRETCHED ANOTHER'S BODY ON A RACK?
This goes a little beyond the conventional boundaries of S&M
263. HAVE YOU EVER PUT A CRIMINAL IN A POSITION OF TRUST?
Don't look at me, I voted for the other guy.
264. HAVE YOU EVER SOLD PEOPLE ON THE IDEA THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY WICKED?
265. HAVE YOU EVER BOILED SOMEONE'S LIVING BODY IN OIL?
266. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A HUMAN BODY?
Braaaaaaiiiinnnsssss
267. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN THE BODY OF A MEMBER OF YOUR OWN SPECIES?
wait, this is a trick question.. if my answer isn't the same as the last one, I'm not human... you don't think Xenu would fall for that would you?
268. HAVE YOU EVER DISFIGURED A BEAUTIFUL THING?
269. HAVE YOU EVER EXTERMINATED A SPECIES?
I think you're confusing me with a race of genocidal pepperpots with plumbing equipment and a problem with stairs.
270. HAVE YOU EVER LET YOUR PAST TRIUMPHS DISCOURAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR FUTURE?
271. HAVE YOU EVER FLAYED ANYONE ALIVE?
272. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A PROFESSIONAL EXECUTIONER?
Hasn't anyone who's ever played those damn violent video-games?
273. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A BAD THING TO WIN APPROVAL?
274. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A DISHONEST POLICEMAN?
275. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A BRUTAL JAILER?
276. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A CORRUPT JUDGE?
277. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A BAD SOLDIER?
278. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A BAD THING TO SAVE YOURSELF?
279. HAVE YOU EVER DONE A BAD THING TO SAVE ANOTHER?
280. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AN UNGRATEFUL CHILD?
281. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A WICKED MOTHER?
282. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A BAD FATHER?
283. HAVE YOU EVER CONVINCED ANOTHER THAT HIS GOALS WERE NO GOOD?
284. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN AN ABORTIONIST?
285. HAVE YOU EVER RUN A BROTHEL?
Aaaah, memories
286. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BODY WITH A VENEREAL DISEASE? IF SO, DID YOU SPREAD IT?
Far and wide, far and wide
287. HAVE YOU EVER PRODUCED A BASTARD?
288. HAVE YOU EVER CONVINCED ANOTHER THAT HE SHOULDN'T CONFRONT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING?
289. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED TO SEND OR DELIVER A VITAL MESSAGE?
290. HAVE YOU COMMITTED RAPE?
291. HAVE YOU EMPLOYED POISON GAS AGAINST LIFE FORMS?
I KNEW I shouldn't have had that three-bean salad...
292. HAVE YOU EVER PUT UP A DISCREDITABLE CREATION?
293. HAVE YOU EVER TAUGHT THAT IT WAS BAD FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE THINGS?
294. HAVE YOU EVER DELIBERATELY INFECTED LIFE FORMS WITH DISEASE?
295. HAVE YOU EVER MADE A BODY DISAPPEAR?
I am the mindfreak. MINDFREEEEAAAAK! MINDFREEEEAAAAK! MINDFREEEEEEEeeeeaaaaaak!
296. HAVE YOU EVER CONSISTENTLY MADE A PRACTICE OF ATTACKING PEOPLE WHO HELPED YOU?
297. HAVE YOU EVER PERVERTED AN ETHIC?
298. HAVE YOU EVER CONSISTENTLY MADE A PRACTICE OF ATTACKING THOSE WHO HELPED OTHERS?
299. HAVE YOU EVER ABUSED OR TORTURED LIFE FORMS?
300. HAVE YOU EVER INFLICTED AN UNWARRANTED PUNISHMENT?
301. HAVE YOU EVER ENFORCED BREEDING?
302. HAVE YOU EVER DESECRATED BURIAL PLACES?
303. HAVE YOU EVER ATTACKED HELPLESS PERSONS?
304. HAVE YOU EVER DENIED ANYONE A DESIRED BEINGNESS?
305. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANOTHER BRING TO CREATE AGAINST HIS OWN WISHES OR INTERESTS?
306. HAVE YOU EVER ZAPPED ANYONE?
Shag carpet has its drawbacks. See #113
307. HAVE YOU DELIBERATELY SET PROPERTY AFIRE?
A: Is this a yes/no question, or should I give you a number?
B: Does smoking count?
C: I want my attorney!
308. HAVE YOU EVER CREATED AN EFFECT FOR WHICH THERE WAS NO APPARENT CAUSE?
309. HAVE YOU EVER INTERIORIZED A BEING INTO A MACHINE?
310. HAVE YOU EVER FORCED A BODY TO SURVIVE AGAINST ITS OWNER'S WISHES?
311. HAVE YOU EVER ARRESTED THE DEVELOPMENT OF A CULTURE?
312. IS THERE ANY PLACK YOU'D BETTER NOT RETURN TO?
313. IS THERE ANYTHING THE PEOPLE OF EARTH HAD BETTER NOT FIND OUT ABOUT YOU?
no, anonymous hasn't been too bad, but the people of Mars, well they'd be pretty irked about our misdeeds.
314. IS THERE ANY TIME YOU'D BETTER NOT RETURN TO?
315. HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING THAT HAD BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN?
316. HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN CREATIVENESS A BAD NAME?
317. HAVE YOU GIVEN BIOLOGICAL BODIES A BAD NAME?
318. HAVE YOU GIVEN DOLL BODIES A BAD NAME?
319. HAVE YOU GIVEN ROBOTS A BAD NAME?
I figure the Decepticons, the Cybermen and SkyNet have done far greater damage than I ever could have.
yeah, this one time... I named my robot "dickhead"
320. WHAT SHOULD OTHERS BE WARNED ABOUT CONCERNING YOU?
I have the polka fever, and it's contagious.
321. WHAT DON'T YOU TRUST YOURSELF WITH?
322. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR?
323. IS THERE ANYTHING OTHERS SHOULD NOT FORGIVE YOU FOR?
324. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED EQUIPMENT ENTRUSTED TO YOUR CARE TO VANISH?
325. HAVE YOU EVER ACTED AS A DOUBLE AGENT?
326. HAVE YOU EVER MISAPPROPRIATED EQUIPMENT ENTRUSTED TO YOUR CARE?
327. HAVE YOU EVER INTERROGATED ANOTHER UNDER TORTURE?
328. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED ANYONE TO BE BURNED ALIVE?
They told me to cut the red wire!
329. HAVE YOU EVER MISAPPROPRIATED FUNDS ENTRUSTED TO YOUR CARE?
330. HAVE YOU EVER VIOLATED THE SANCTITY OF A HERALD?
331. HAVE YOU EVER VIOLATED A FLAG OF TRUCE OR A PERIOD OF TRUCE?
332. HAVE YOU EVER CAUSED SOMEONE TO BE FLOGGED TO DEATH?
333. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN A RELIGIOUS FANATIC?
Ramen
334. HAVE YOU EVER ASSASSINATED A PROMINENT PERSON?
335. HAVE YOU EVER BLOWN ANYTHING UP?
Today?
336. HAVE YOU EVER VIOLATED A SANCTUARY?
337. HAVE YOU EVER POISONED AN ATMOSPHERE?
aw come on, everyone does it... besides, elevators are like fart magnets...
338. HAVE YOU EVER SET A BOOBY TRAP?
A, Yes, but my friends and I were being chased by Mama Fratelli and her sons.
B, Heh, you said booby
339. HAVE YOU EVER VIOLATED THE ESTABLISHED RULES OF WARFARE?
Only because the admin was being a dick.
340. HAVE YOU EVER MADE YOURSELF OUT TO BE WEAKER THAN YOU IN FACT WERE?
341. HAVE YOU EVER MADE YOURSELF OUT TO BE STRONGER THAN YOU IN FACT WERE?
342. HAVE YOU EVER PROMISED HELP WITHOUT INTENDING TO GIVE IT?
Now let's not get ahead of ourselves... I've met OT8s who get allergies and can't even remember what they ate for breakfast that day
343. HAVE YOU EVER ABANDONED YOUR SICK OR DEAD TO THE ENEMY?
344. HAVE YOU EVER FAILED TO RESCUE YOUR LEADER?
Optimus... Forgive me....
L. RON HUBBARD®
FOUNDER